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More Ups and Downs

  • Sep 17, 2008
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Maybe I'm just turning into a wimp, but I was starting to get that hot feeling just trying to explain how commas go before beginning a quote, and at the end of the quote all punctuation is supposed to go on the inside. Then of course, I had a to use a sample sentence that required the class to capitalize and punctuate "mr" as in the abbreviation for "mister." In one class, I couldn't find anyone who could identify a problem with the sentence: 

“I think your spelling has improved,” mr Trudgeon said.

I guess they were tired, or I was boring and un-engaging, or something of the like. But I still went home depressed, especially when I reflected that I had just punched in over 30 zeros for no-name quizzes the night before, and only 3 students asked me about the "missing" label in the gradebook the next day. I'll print out reports in the morning, staple them to planners, and require them to be returned the next day under threat of detention. It's the part of the job that sucks, but I know--me and my 3 months of paid vacation should probably quit crying about it. 

Especially when I get to report Hallmark moments like these: Out of the blue, a student gives me a 3X5 card. 

"Pick one," she says. 

I look, and she's printed "Starbucks" on one side, and "Coffee Bean" on the other (By now the kids have noted my affinity for coffee. Plus the fact that I have to visit the facilities before almost every period clues them in). 
I told her I usually just get coffee, but I really like white chocolate mochas. The next morning, I pass her coming in from morning duty. 

"It's in your room."
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And there it was, with a little "From Jessica" note propped up against it. I snapped a quick picture with my cellphone, but I doubt I'll forget this one anytime soon. 

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Rest Stop.

  • Sep 12, 2008
  • 4 comments

I don't understand how teachers are able to maintain and consistently update a blog during the school year. Especially during the beginning. Three weeks, and I've already exhausted myself trying to teach things that technically aren't even on this year's standards, but need to be taught so that we can move forward with some sort of common ground. Even if I feel like writing, I don't have the time to pause and arrange my thoughts coherently. Not a good sign, especially since I start grad school in two weeks. I think I forgot how to write a research paper. If they accept five paragraph essays and Jane Schaffer paragraphs I'll be good to go. 


Often, I go home thinking about the bad kids, or I dwell on what I screwed up, so I'm going to nest on a few happy thoughts. A week ago, two of last year's students brought me a huge homemade card signed by about 35 of their classmates. One jokester left a number for me to dial if I required "sweet lovin," but the rest had some nice things to say. They also created another large card for our entire group of core teachers, with complimentary descriptors for each of the subject area teachers. Given my slightly obvious coffee habit, the young ladies also supplied me with a new insulated coffee cup. 

Then yesterday, a student asked if I would like her to create a sign out sheet for my class library books (I'd been having students haphazardly scrawl names and book titles in a box on the whiteboard). I said sure, and this morning, she handed me an envelope and said "Here's your stuff." I had totally forgotten, and inside were four colorful, laminated sign-out sheets from Kinko's. 

Teaching is like being on one of those bumpy slides at the fair. Or one of those traveling carnivals. It's got the ups and downs, like a roller coaster, and plus you feel like the whole apparatus could fall apart at any given moment. 

4 comments Tags: teaching, middle school

Train up a child in the way he should go...

  • Aug 28, 2008
  • 1 comment

I've heard it's good for kids to see their parents being affectionate. Nevertheless, I was somewhat taken aback as I observed my soon to be two year old creep up behind his unsuspecting mother, give her thigh and bottom a little squeeze, and punctuate it with: "Niiiiiice!"

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What would you do for free wi-fi?

  • Aug 28, 2008
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I'd like to thank my neighbor across the hall for reporting another glorious exchange between teacher and student:


Student: That's pretty messed up how the school steals the Internet.
Teacher (and a few students): What are you talking about?
Student: This school steals the internet.
Teacher: No we don't. Where'd you get that idea?
Student: Yes, we do. I heard a couple of teachers say they get the Internet from the airport.


Well, Ontario International Airport is only a short car ride away. I wouldn't put it past us. 




Post a comment Tags: humor, internet, education, 8th grade

Noodles, B.O., and Other 8th Grade Acronyms

  • Aug 26, 2008
  • 4 comments

Two days down, and no major mishaps. One girl knocked over my coffee cup, but that's my fault for leaving it on the barstool in the middle of the room.


I had the kids jot down a few lines of something I could remember them by. Here are a few of the finalists:

"Your room smells like ramen noodles." 

"I'm a BAMF. Think about it."


As for the ramen noodles, I would have to concur; especially during period 4 when the AC starts lagging, and the kids are fresh from PE. It is quite evident each year that many 8th graders have not yet discovered the joy of deodorant. They do, however, believe giving themselves an Axe body spray bath is an acceptable substitute.   

The "BAMF" had me busting up as I ran across the hall to show some of my peers. I could let him know that he's a stupid AMF for telling a teacher to "think about it" on the second day of school, or I could gently remind him that even MF's with a 12-13 year-old BA like himself were believing in Santa not to long ago, and 6 months past it would not have been advisable for him to see the Wedding Singer or Batman Begins without a parent or guardian present. Plus there's the likelihood that he still has themed birthday parties. 

I'm not hatin', I'm just sayin'. The BAMF's ain't what it used to be. 

4 comments Tags: teacher, education, middle school

A Fair and Balanced Back to School Pick-me-up

  • Aug 21, 2008
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According to the head of my district union, there are two presidential candidates out there: one who wants to fix the problems of the educational system, and one who "wants to blame it all on the teachers." 


This, of course, came on the heels of him telling us he knows that "teachers are complex voters."

*sigh*

In brighter news, kids show up on Monday. 8th grade scores are up, in spite of the fact that NCLB is still ruining education. 

First personal assignment of the year: Define the word "ruin" and use it in a sentence. 

In all seriousness, I'm excited to get down to business on Monday. If summer school was any indication, the comedy will outweigh the tears. 

Post a comment Tags: teaching, unions, education, back to school

Time and Energy Well-wasted

  • Aug 14, 2008
  • 2 comments

Some families are suing the CATHOLIC Diocese for an English-only policy at a Wichita CATHOLIC school. Their lawsuit "calls for an end to the policy and asks for an order barring similar policies at other Catholic schools in the Wichita diocese."


Perhaps I have a fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of public and private schools, but are these families actually asking the federal government to forbid a private school in the United States from requiring its students to speak English?

2 comments Tags: education, private school, english only

The fact is, you need some facts to think about.

  • Aug 13, 2008
  • 2 comments

Just when I had all my wonderful "critical thinking" lessons planned out for the year, it turns out kids actually need to have some factual knowledge about which to think critically. 

Imagine that. 

So now I have to go back and add BORING facts to the things I'm supposed to be teaching. Daniel T. Willingham guy at the University of Virginia says critical thinking isn't much good on its own. Educational Columnist Jay Matthews quotes Willingham in an article, and Matthews himself points out the following:

"As your most-hated high school teacher often told you (will I be exempt since I teach 8th grade?), you have to buckle down and learn the content of a subject--facts, concepts and trends--before the maxims of critical thinking taught in these feverishly-marketed courses will do you much good.

'The processes of thinking are intertwined with the content of thought (that is, domain knowledge),' Willingham says. 'Thus, if you remind a student to "look at an issue from multiple perspectives" often enough, he will learn that he ought to do so, but if he doesn't know much about an issue, he can't think about it from multiple perspectives.'"


I guess this means Roger Ebert actually watches all the movies he reviews. 

Sorry boys and girls. This year it looks like I'm going to have to make sure you actually know what happened in the story before we get whimsical with our critical analyses. 

Via Joanne Jacobs.

2 comments Tags: education, critical thinking

The Art of People-Pleasing

  • Aug 13, 2008
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A recent opinion poll indicates that the public's approval of public school performance, and the No Child Left Behind Act, have dwindled over the past year. This nugget (quoted in an Education Week article about the poll) caught my eye:

 

"(The) results should be heeded by the presumptive Democratic and Republican nominees for president, argue the authors of an article analyizing the findings that is slated to run in the fall issue of Education Next, a journal of research and opinion published by the Hoover Institution at Stanford University.

'f Barack Obama and John McCain want to walk in step with the American public, they should acknowledge the flagging performance of schools, for while Americans retain an abiding commitment to public education, the grades that they assign the nation’s schools are increasingly mediocre,' says the article, written by William G. Howell, an associate professor of public policy at the University of Chicago; Martin West, an assistant professor of education at Brown University, in Providence, R.I.; and Paul E. Peterson, a professor of government at Harvard. Mr. West is an executive editor of Education Next, and Mr. Peterson is the editor-in-chief."

First of all, the poll results indicate that 26% of respondents (up from 20% last year) give schools grades of D or F. Yet, 56% of respondents indicate that their local public schools are headed in the right direction. So more people than last year think schools are going down hill, but a majority of folks still believe their local schools are headed in the right direction. Hmmm....So if either candidate wanted to "walk in step with the American public,"  as Howell says they should, shouldn't McCain or Obama be talking about how we're "headed in the right direction?" 

In addition, the commentary from Howell seems to presume that an increase in negative public opinion (put aside, momentarily, that the majority polled still believe their schools to be headed in the right direction) in fact proves the existence of "flagging performance of schools." Thinking something (schools are flagging)is so, is not evidence that something is so. Conspicuously absent from this article as well is any reference to the recent trend of rising test scores under No Child Left Behind. Perhaps the writer hit a word limit.

I would appreciate it if my elected officials based policy decisions on data, facts, evidence, etc. Not public opinion. I don't want to elect the public opinion. I want to elect a leader who will employ the resources available to him to make sound decisions, not decisions based on a fickle public, which may or may not have any idea what they're talking about when it comes to questions of policy.



Post a comment Tags: politics, public opinion, nclb, education policy

Beware the Streets of LA

  • Aug 11, 2008
  • 2 comments

I like riding my bike. Sometimes I'll take off and ride through a city, just to see what I can see. With only a few free days left before prepping for the upcoming school year, I took a cruise through LA--parked in West Hollywood, took Sunset to the coast, then followed the water down to Santa Monica, through Venice, then back through Santa Monica to Santa Monica Blvd, and Santa Monica Blvd. back to West Hollywood. I was almost back, getting ready to turn left onto Sunset from La Brea. Traffic was thick, and there was no green arrow, so I was feeling pretty nifty for weaving my way up to the front of the left hand turn lane. I planted myself in the middle of the crosswalk so as to leave no doubt of my presence for the guy behind me (in my opinion, Southern CA motorists in general are not very friendly to folks on bikes). Light turns green. I start to ease into the intersection and wait for the onslaught of oncoming traffic to break so I can turn. 


Suddenly I was flying through the air, simultaneously deafened by screeching brakes, crunching metal, and screaming pedestrians. Ok, actually the driver behind me just drifted forward as if I were invisible and gave me a little love tap. It smashed my ankle against the inside of my bike, and I sort of fell over. He must have been playing on his iphone or something, because I had been waiting for the light for at least 20 seconds, and the entire time I was literally four feet in front of his right headlight. Unfortunately, a few unmentionables may have slipped out of my mouth. Forgive me, I've never been hit, (ok touched) by a car before. Shook me up a little bit. I turned to face the driver, and he looked like he'd just run me over. His eyes were huge (not naturally, I mean from surprise). That sort of calmed me down, and then I thought about making a payday out of it, but I couldn't very well zoom my way out of the buzzing intersection and then start acting injured once I was safely on the shoulder. I just wanted to get the heck out of there. 

The driver pulled up alongside me once we were through, and began apologizing profusely, but we were moving at about 15 mph, and given my intimate knowledge of this guys driving skills, I figured he'd be better off focusing on the road. I waved him off so he could attend to the task at hand. 

2 comments Tags: cycling, los angeles

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